Imaginary Table of Contents

CHAPTER ONE: A Gentleman's Guide to Cheap Food
· Welfare, Food Stamps, & Community Outreach
· Fine Wine
· Dumpster Diving
CHAPTER TWO: A Gentleman's Guide to Adequate Lodging
· Emergency Vouchers
· Shelters
· Camping Equipment.
CHAPTER THREE: A Gentleman's Guide to Health Care
· Medical beats Medicare
· Emergency Rooms
· Drug Dealers
CHAPTER FOUR: A Gentleman's Guide to Putting Up a False Front
· Public Showers
· Free Clothes.
· Grooming
CHAPTER FIVE: A Gentleman's Guide to Free Entertainment
· Public Displays
· Private Parties
· Sneaking In
CHAPTER SIX: A Gentleman's Guide to Avoiding the Police
· New Identities
· Places to hide
· Surgery
CHAPTER SEVEN:A Gentleman's Guide to Keeping in Touch
· P.O. Boxes
· Cell Phones
· The Internet
CHAPTER EIGHT: A Gentleman's Guide to Mooching Off Other People
· Begging
· Scraping
· Stealing
CHAPTER NINE: A Gentleman's Guide to God
· Western Thought
· Eastern Thought
· No Thought
CHAPTER TEN: A Gentleman's Guide to Getting Out of This Hellhole
· Micro Loans
· Grants
· Starbucks
EPILOGUE: Can Money Buy Happiness?

INDEXES, ONE PER CHAPTER: Addresses, phone numbers, and websites to find help.